Scientific Guidance

Last week, no joke, I had a dream that I was in the cast of Cheers. Don't ask me if it was the Shelly Long or Kirstie Alley era because neither was in the dream. But it was definitely the Woody Harrelson era. Clearly this dream was telling me one thing: that I'm meant for something big.

God, I would strangle a grizzly bear for a Dr. Pepper right about now.